I wish all alcoholics were comical like your friend and Arthur. All of the alcoholics I know either want to fight all the time, or they're Jets fans. Both groups are intolerable.

The irony is that parents tend to fill you with regret every single time you talk to them anyway.

Tonight I will be attending the moe. concert in Albany, NY, then partying it up in a suite at the Hilton down the street. I have Squarepusher on my iPod, a box of wine in the car, and presumably a whole lot of drugs waiting for me in Albany.

The fact that you would even mention the Grateful Dead in the same sentence as Tyler Perry and Jeff Foxworthy literally hurts me.

Or when I rent Sex, Lies & Videotape, lose the disc, report it as lost in the mail, then find it later and decide to keep it for myself.

Blu-rays have better picture and audio than streaming anyway. I bet your friends still listen to .wma files they downloaded from Napster in 1998.

I subscribe to Amazon Prime.

How dare you make light of this situation. Netflix murdered my father and raped my mother.

It came out on Blu-ray four or five years ago, I think? It was a pretty big deal when it was released. First ever 8K transfer. And yeah, it looks spectacular.

Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back is so good it makes Hud look like C.H.U.D., and I loved C.H.U.D.!

To obtain a special typing wand, please mash the keypad with your spec script for Clerks IV now.

Speaking of TV shows Netflix removed…

*watches Baraka on Blu-ray*

I recall that they used to have an "expiring soon" section on their very own site, but they removed it because people would often freak out and threaten to, and I quote, "burn this mother down."

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road. Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go…

WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF AMERICA?!!?

I got a Notification System notification for this?

The A.V. Club

They say that on the night of a full moon, if you listen closely enough, you can hear the sound of Kevin Smith tapping on a keyboard through the howling of the wind.

Shhhh, if you say his name five times he'll suddenly appear and berate us all using broken English!