It's funny because jizz!

*slide whistle *

Pardon me?

This is awesome.

And you're my fact checking cuz!

I too have a sibling that was (and continues to be) a self-centered asshole who always wants their way.

Too many Coronas'll do that.

If chest hair is hilarious, consider me Bill Hicks.

They may have been scared away, but soon they will be back, and in greater numbers.

New England, but I'd upvote a downvote for any other answer!

You can't see me, but I'm hovering over the downvote button so damn hard right now.

Downvoted because I'm eating clam chowder right now.

Because you touch yourself at night.

Fuck that, gimme a khlav kalash and a crab juice to wash it down with any day of the week!

Little Caesar's is good at exactly one thing, and it's the cheese bread. If I could buy a year supply of that shit at once, I'd do it.

I had a feeling Manny was actually Cronley in disguise. The acute inability to grasp basic rules of grammar kind of gave it away.

I've lived this exact scenario. I remember my boss picking up the check (must've only cost $20 to cover our team) and him saying, "Don't worry fellas, it's all on me!"

Outsourced never got its due, dammit!

There was a while there where he'd sling insults my way on any movie-related Newswire/review that I happened to post on. I forget what I did to incense him so.

Hey, how come Scrawler gets downvoted? If she gets downvoted, we'll all get downvoted! It'll be anarchy!