I know David Morrissey was brought back for a 3 episode deal, so that forces them to condense everything, but they could've pulled it off without feeling rushed. At the end of the 2 episodes before this one, I let myself believe that we'd see a completely defeated Governor wander upon the prison in hopes they'd just…

The entire episode felt uneven and rushed to me. The Governor's turn from "Brian" back to Governor was so quick, it made you think "what's the point?" if they're not going to go a little deeper into the supposed change-of-heart as a protector and not a power-mad villain? Some complexity would be nice, and I know…

That sounds like a lot of work. Is there anyway you can just beam the notifications to my brain?

They're systematically eliminating our validations!

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Also, he's a better Batman than Ben Afleck will ever be. Applesauce, bitch.

Won't someone please think of the children!?!?!

Hot stock tips to screw over the wage-slaves! #Batkid

More of a dark half decade.

Enough to get me through the week. He's so cute and wittle dark knight! Who's gonna fight Superman? You is? Oh yes you is, aren't ya!

I have some porn I'd like to show you.

Paul Rudd should always be the musical guest in addition to the host.

Will he look awkwardly at the camera and laugh uncontrollably because can't keep it together for 2 seconds in a sketch?

How thinly-veiled could they be? Cracker is right there in the name!

"Oh beautiful, for spacious skies, and trucks that take up all the lanes! For blue mountain majesty cuz purple is for queers!"

"Family Circus" taught us that comics can sometimes be not-funny.

I always take the extra long bathroom break just to get away and it's the closest to paid breaks we get at the office.

Don't stop. Believing!

Now, I'm not a sexy construction worker, but, if I start drinking Diet Coke, will the women at my work start to take notice of me?

10%. I'm currently at 65%. SOMEONE BETTER CHARGE ME UP SOON!