You should change your username to Gjetostbusted!

And judging everything.

Why do they expect us always read past the headlines before we start bashing commenting on things?

It's big in Europe. Everyone in Europe looks like they shop at H&M. Except for the skinheads.

Their adds are full of sexy harmless people. Their stores are full of unsexy people who are killing time till the club opens. Unn-tiss-unn-tiss-unn-tiss.

I used to always say I've broken 9 out of 10 commandments.

I wouldn't doubt there being some type of American flag TP that was made in a poorly -thought-out attempt to attract to uber-Patriotic who think using plain white paper is tantamount to surrendering to the tough-shits sludging out their ass. Semper poop! These colors don't run (cause they're super absorbent!).

I read about that and my faith in humanity was depleted another 10%.

It's always good to be covered in case. Me, I'm gonna double fist my way to hell with some Welch's and Dr. Pepper! WOO!

You just blew your reload.

How could you forget Here Comes the Boom!? A film about adult incontinence.

I'll wipe my ass with whatever I want, thank you very much! And I don't care if it offends you!

I thought this was already canceled. Oh well. *whistles, goes on living*

His method acting has gone too far.

I have personally only spent over $100 on shoes 3 times and those pairs did indeed last me quite some time (3 years+). I would only be willing to spend that much on brands I trust and have had a good experience with. Otherwise, I'm buying shoes on the cheap wherever I find them.

Who has $199 to spend?

That's in Cobbler, a story of love and peaches, and making love using peaches.

Everyone has $199 to spend on new shoes every 6 months, these days.

The things I could tell that guy, oh boy! I am a gentleman pervert.

The AV Club turned into Zagats so fast I hardly even noticed.