This is no place for your wonton disregard for ethnic puns.

All I got from that is that China is going to teabag us with their spicy pork balls and its gonna burn.

Just full of pictures of Darabont strangling Pilates instructors in POV shots.

Depends on political allegiance. He can only lampoon fat slobs if they're liberal.

Left for the Jazzercise instructor.

So…. Pilates is to blame for The Walking Dead's season 2?

Which only confirms my affirmation that MOST, not ALL walk. BOOM, PHILOSOPHIZED!

I read that as "walking organism" and thought "yep, most of them do."

But now you're suspect number 2 on the list.

You still don't.

Well, that reminds me of an amusing story. A few years back with the ex, we went out to a movie. She asked if the gum I was chewing was from before. I said "yes". The before refers to when I went down on her while chewing gum. I believe it was Trident.

Orson Welles was in "Superman"?

"It all starts in this quiet town in the Pacific Northwest. The body of a young girl, just about your age, is found naked, wrapped in plastic, along the water's edge. She was pale and blonde, a lot like you and, hey! Where you going? DON'T FORGET MY HOT WINGS!"

We were looking for the wrong Waldo all along.

Is it wrong that I wish to eat you?

They will remove upvotes, keep downvotes intact but allow you to see who hates you, and require all indications of appreciation be communicated via constant replies.

That's some farm system you've got going there. I'd hate to think who would play AA and A.

Any thrift store keeps them well in stock.

I want the big portable-radio looking hearing aid.

Should've tried to order one of those cheese sandwiches you can get in France.