What high bar you have set.

But, to be clear, he did eat his own shit.

Ho-oh! Relevant!

The next fashion trend will be coffee-stained classified sections, with numerous postings circled and/or X'd out with a red Sharpie.

Society 6 has some nifty tees and other apparel/items to satisfy that need.

Eventually. As much as I like boobs, I still want my David Lynch's All American Family Restaurant.

You know how pissed I was when I heard that there was a restaurant called "Twin Peaks" and then found out it was goddamn boob-joke pub and not indeed inspired the show?! Like, really, really pissed!

They know their customers.

That is one damn fine looking sheath!

I remember when zippers everywhere came back in style. I think I was the only person in my high school to keep it going. Either way, got plenty attention from the ladies who wanted to "un-zip" me.

Did you have the same backwards-speaking dream?

You can get Agent Cooper's wardrobe for $49.99 at Sears.

Oh, the long-forgotten first season….

Not in the last minute, I don't think.

They're being fickle, is what.

First Ventra, then Healthcare.gov, and now the AV Club.

To prove the point, I had to scroll down through the other comments just to see if anyone responded to my comment. I did not receive a notification that you had replied. We're trying to keep things timely people!

I'm happy if they've streamlined the mobile UX with the re-design, but they just up changed so much in one go.

I agree, which is why I felt one watching is enough. Right now, I can't tell you why I liked it. I didn't want to stop watching it at any point. I guess just seeing Tim and Eric in a project totally different from what they're used to doing. The scene of hipster baseball was ridiculous but punctuated how removed they…

But how will I know when people replied to my witty remarks? They've taken away my notice of instant validation! Who will validate me now?!