Very happy to hear this with the full band! Very excited for the new album! Very everything positive regarding Laura Jane Grace and Against Me! at the moment! A good win for today!

I managed to avoid this, along with most other novelty fare. When a co-worker showed this to me about 1 month ago or so, within 45 seconds I objected and walked away. However, the damage was done and the refrain has been stuck with me since.

They're (f)art house classics.

Sluggo's getting lazy.

something something shot for shot remake of my bowel movements something something dick joke something something….

Iiiiiiiiii diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid nooooooooooot hiiiiiit herrrrrrrrrrrr! I diiiiiiiiiiiid nooooooooooootttt! Ohhh… haaaii Maaaark!!

AVC: Tell us why you hate this song.
Famous Interviewee: Well…I don't really hate it. I never really listened to the whole thing. *Listens to entire song* Oh, okay. I actually kind of like it.
AVC: Ok. Is there anything else you hate?
FI: Wax fruit.

More like, Meh-song, really.

Hate Song or: How I Learned to Stop Bitching and Actually Liked It More Than I Thought I Did. The newest feature on the AV Club.

You just did the jobs of like, 3 AV Club staff writers. Huzzah! But now they're out of work.

10 - Immaculate perfection
9 - Worth multiple viewings
8 - Acceptable
7 - Utter shit
6 - 3 Don't waste your time
2 -1 - Runs on TBS on the weekends
0 - Possibly Uwe Boll

There was nothing good about that version of Psycho so you were correct in stopping yourself.

Cigarettes aren't part of a complete breakfast?

Are you suggesting that Ryan Reynolds has films that are great? I kid, I kid. I really enjoy Just Friends.

Don't forget, too, it was all about cartoons peddling cigarettes. Of course, which is worse: peddling cigarettes or cereals that are 99% sugar and fat?

Single-camera yet with a laugh-track.

"We forgot to change the channel after the 'Colbert Report' replay."

Hit as in car-wreck, right?

It aired between commercials aired during other shows.

This is the most distressing news one can receive on Veteran's Day.