Wait, so you're not supposed literally eat it?

Smith went with a Matrix reference because he is forever stuck in 1999.

It gets the Kevin Smith Fat Seal of Approval.

Don't post things that are going to make me laugh while I read them at work.

Kevin Smith better be wearing pants!

Only Brian Posehn can adequately comment on the matter.

I gave @avclub-163e6dcb584a22121d0a7740ba2f27b8:disqus permission to speak for me at all times because of my speech impediment.

I'd still like my JGL Robin, though.

Truth? No, no, no. Take that back to the Daily Mail.

I don't know. You are commenting on an internet message board. On a post about about movie. Based on comic book characters. As though they were real people invested in your life as much as you are theirs. Sounds like a nerd.

PYLE!!!

He just has this layer that perpetually glistens. Like a Christmas ham.

This particular Chris must be new to internet forums.

*rim shot*

Laotian.

More like a boil on the ass.

Wouldn't it be funny if 5 Seth McFarlane shows, were like, funny?

As long as Fox keeps throwing money at him, he's to blame for everything.

There is no detail too small nor obscure for O'Neal and his fact-checking.

Is there any other method?