Yes, because they had you in mind when they conceived this tour.

He's just trying to seek validation. As if an internet community is the proper place to seek such a thing. LOOK AT THESE WORDS I AM TYPING! LOVE ME!

I can't believe this never happened before. They could call themselves SAPS because that's what you are if you buy a ticket to their concerts.

She doesn't even know what her voice sounds like.

It's typically Disqus fucking you.

As TeeVeeTeeVees. They used the $ for stylization. Frickin' punks, always misappropriating things.

If I wanted to stare at some wooden planks, I could've gone to Home Depot. For some reason, he had it in mind that seeing her tits was gonna a magical moment.

When I relayed this info to my then-fiance, she got more into the music than I ever thought she would. I think she felt more compelled to listen to the music due to the despicable circumstances of the singer's death than if not. Either way, the Gits were definitely (and still are) a worthy addition to one's collection.

My brother is 17 years older than me (and I'm 26). 20 or so years ago, he used to work as a bouncer at a punk club out in Des Moines called Hairy Mary's. About 7 or 8 years ago, he was making me a bunch of compilations of the various bands that gone through there over time. Some well-known (Down By Law, NOFX, Bad…

Heavy method acting.

Damn textile-worshipping occultist!

When I saw that film with a group of friends on opening night, we were sold on it being some type of wacky comedy because the ads focused heavily on a wacky Bill Hader being wacky. We walked out very down, repeating "that was very depressing" but we all loved it and thought it was better than it appeared. Anytime it's…

Yes, because women want to see this face during sex.

With a prestigious blog.

Miracle she can breathe on her own.

Revenge of the Nerds taught us two things:

But you couldn't pull a trifecta of filming your shameful masturbation while watching the masturbation-filled film Shame.

That's why they're actors.

It's the canola oil.

More Martin Starr is a demand me and a friend have routinely. Can't get enough.