::Kristen Stewart zones out through entire film. Critics rave its her best performance ever::

That's not true. You can never masturbate in shame.

I bet they really think he died of AIDS.

They also use other Korean girls as packing material.

They break into your apartment and dare you to tell them to get out your living room.

Korean Brides always has a 3 for 1 sale.

Trying their damnedest to change it to read "RAND PAUL 2016", Arrested Development style.

Time travel: Reading this in 2024. There was a a squirrel revolt. Now we all live in caves.

It's what he did during his cool-off period. Then he read some YouTube comments and decided the time was right to resume killing.

I'm willing to throw my degree around wherever it can be remotely applied, just to feel validated. Sure, it won't erase my debt or increase my pay scale, but I've got nothing else in this cold, dark world.

First you get the films, then you get the awards, then you get the CancerAids!

Could you imagine a normal Psych?

You kids, these days, with your fancy abbreviations and your complicated shoes!

If I were to quit my job, it would actually be in triumph. Oy.

Isn't that the same thing?

Brooklyn-99. That delightful little sitcom where Andy Samberg routinely pisses of Andre Braugher. I believe @avclub-eee6e49e09ab1c283e2d7689d45a7b4b:disqus was trying to be hip.

At least there were no awkward moments the whole evening. Well, not noticeably awkward.

I would very much like to see Moz take a turn as The Governor.

I'd throw Zack and Miri into the mix simply because it doesn't rely on his established stable of characters but projects some of those behaviors into new characters, in a different setting, with different problems.

Saturday was my big day out, really. I went out on a non-date with a colleague I'm attracted to. We went bowling, then went to go see Carrie, which was surprisingly good. Going in with low expectations, I found it entertaining. Not really a strong thriller, but a serviceable revenge film. It's been some time since I…