I have a masters and work at a call center. Let us rejoice in our life's follies.

My brother actually had the privilege to work with Aykroyd when he released his own wine. My brother said he was very polite, friendly, but my brother also made an ass of himself a couple of times, apparently. "Hey, remember when you were in Blues Brothers? That was awesome!"

Aykroyd is going to pull an Eddie Murphy and play all the principal characters himself.

Robert Loggia paid them $1 billion and when the product returned was below standards, he put out a hit on them. I guess I enjoyed that film and generally what they do. Probably because I know other people don't care for them and I gravitate towards most of those things.

I always think of the Lewis Black rant about candy corn. It's stuck with me and I haven't brought myself to consume candy corn ever since. Not that I ever ate it often to begin with.

The beauty of that whole exchange is the insinuation that George has other friends, or, at least knows other people willing to associate with him.

*Monotone and flat* "Help. Police."

Well, that too.

You have to consider what does the level of gore accomplish? As I can only speak for Dead Alive and not the Evil Dead remake, I'd say the reason for all the gore is due to the soft nature of those undead beings' flesh and organs. It was a necessity. You can't wield a lawnmower at hordes of zombies and not expect tons…

I also doubt if it retains the menstruation subtext of the original. I watched it last year with a group of friends and kept saying "it's all about periods!" to much avail and everyone agreed.

Until the mountain of cocaine is but a molehill.

He was the only reason I watched Burn Notice as much as I did. Then…I just wanted him to do other things.

"yo, yo, yo.. Ima eat this gun yo! Hot sauce it, bitch!"

Needs to be a real gun.

There's no consistency in how it should look. He's set on fire in II and needs a new mask in 4. He ends up grabbing one that closely resembles his original mask. It makes sense he wants to retain that look and image, and the producers don't want to shake things up too much with an iconic character. But, they should at…

This article gets all the upvotes! Huzzah, O'Neal! Huzzah, I say!

They should have just had the fucking Keystone Cops run Haddonfield. Just as effective at stopping a homicidal maniac with incredible bloodlust.

The regeneration is a good explanation for why he's always changing sizes too. He looked kind of bloated in 4-6.

I tried watching the Zombie version last night. I got bored and went back to the original. Even though I've seen that one a dozen times or so, it's still fun and suspenseful each time.

Couldn't agree with you more on the corporate culture motif. I felt, though, it was not too thought out beyond "corporations are sinister and want to control everything," but it works. If they get the right people on it, they could easily remake this as something along the lines of The Network meets Body Snatchers.…