Good thing you didn't confuse your baby for the Wii remote at some point.

No, Screamville.

I use that exchange everytime somebody makes a general statement that wasn't intended for anyone in particular.

A friend and I went to Iowa City to visit another friend for the weekend. Aside from chilling at the bars, playing pool, we took time to introduce each other to some fine TV and films.

A different kind of cat.

Arts.

Touche, @avclub-72c26dade152f790ddc1cb0559c2ba96:disqus

He'd probably give Ass an A-.

As opposed to pounding them the old-fashioned way, he takes to the written word.

Probably b/c Atticus Finch didn't charge for his services as the best damn lawyer in the South. Look at him, practicing law for justice and the common good.

High school boners were stronger than tungsten.

*Gulps*
*With mouth full of SPAM* Too late.

I read "via dome" as "bio-dome." Damn you, Pauly Shore!!

ESPN could care less how many trees it takes to produce one page of their magazine. You could've fit a Playboy in there.

Well, he didn't look like O'Neal.

It's Don Most now.

I felt bad for him when he first can't figure out the projector and another kid has to do it for him. All I was thinking was "why is that kid not in the AV club?"

Freshman year, we watched all of the Baz Luhrman version and only half of the 60's version. Either way, mild entertainment and an opportunity to scribble in my notebook in the dark.

I heard from my mom that your mom says you have to so *blows raspberries*.

Every review should just diverge into commentary on The Venture Bros.