You better.

Penises everywhere.

How would you have known since it was from…Anonymous???

Rob Reiner? I hate that guy!

::Viewer Ratings to ABC: SIT ON IT::

Robert Wagner as the nosy neighbor or GTFO.

Ahem…Mark McGrath is selfish?

He better make sure that beer's not warm.

We can all agree Pauly Shore should've been shot into the sun long before.

Same. And I keep trying to convince my friends to be other characters from Blue Velvet. But alas, no takers.

This may be the best place to mention this: Today is "Weird" Al Yankovic's birthday! Happy Birthday "Weird" Al!

There's nothing that makes him unlikable, either. Yeah, he's made a lot of bad movies but I chalk that up to the PTSD from having had tons of fat sex with Roseanne.

That's my go-to phrase whenever my friends require me to do something involving a lot of strength (b/c I am a big guy who is good with knots!).

We only know what we know from what was captured on film. For all we know, Belushi could have either been falling through tables, or quoting Marx. The world won't know until Dan Aykroyd tells us what to believe.

WHOO-HOO!

They can just re-edit a bunch of outtakes from his other films and splice in the other actors post-production.

Jim Belushi cries every time he looks into a mirror and sees his reflection.

Your comment cured my depression.

Can't iron Dan when he's already wrinkle free!

It's so much better when you have someone else doing it for you! "No, a little softer, wait! Tighten the grip a bit, no, slower NOW faster - wait, almost there. You got it! You got! You…you…you…you lost it! Way to fucking go!"