sounds like Money Mark on a bad day

on the whole sexual subtext thing…..

[takes place in rapidly growing queue outside multiplex]

Aliens is the best action movie ever. deal with it.

can we just agree that Predator is GREAT example of action movie-making at its finest?

magnusbarfod, you're spot on. the pacing of this is partly why it's so damn good. it's more than just fun, quotable trash and is a well crafted, taut actioner.

spot on, KyleM. Last Action Hero was shite and these people know it. "brilliant deconstruction of 80s action" my arse.

fair assumption i reckon, J-Porn.

no you'll never make a zombie out of meeeeeeee!

there's hope for us all, Lobsters. all we need is a Z-pocalypse to bring out the inner samurai

posted this already above, but i'm with Waldo Jeffers - the canine zombie corps is brilliant.

a hand goes up here for the invention of the Lobo, and the dog/handler stuff is just beautiful.

that's removing the head [incredulous pause]… or destroying the brain.

good call Warren Oates. vincent gallo as Dick Dastardly?

how about watching Lily Allen kill herself with frozen peas?

what is best in life?

witness Dollar Bill in Watchmen - dies getting his cape stuck in a revolving door. Hooded Justice looks like he mugged a kid on Halloween for his costume.

if i HAD to fuck a script, like if my life depended on it…
it'd be True Romance

yeah what manner of misguided motherfuckery is that?

hilarious casting. Pele, Ardiles… and the 1974 Ipswich Town back four