I applaud her for trying to bring beef into the pop world.  Imagine the "No Vaseline"-type diss song that might come out of Mumford and Sons.

BOOZE THREAD: last weekend I was visiting some friends in Boston and one of them insisted on buying rail vodka shots at the bar. They were $8 each and I immediately threw up after drinking one.

At the very least, you're assembling a good crew for a future romantic comedy novel

@avclub-912a96819c9a3f09a4217e7dbb4d3e74:disqus Even more unrelated to the topic at hand, but that was an impressively constructed sentence.

@Chartex He didn't take the metaphor literally. Read what he said about Cobain "getting out of the traffic jam".

I think The Long Walk might suffer from the fact that it needs to explicitly show 99 kids dying in terrible ways.  I heard Darabont has the rights; maybe he can get a miniseries on AMC or something.

@LurkyMcLurkerson:disqus I guess you're right, but it still seems pretty crazy — it's sort of a science fictiony book, but nothing struck me as totally implausible the way the camouflage did.  I think the problem was the way the movie showed it, which was bordering on magic.

Where is Bob Benson in all this?

Porn stache guard is Ziggy's cousin from Season 2 of The Wire, right?

Please don't say the L word.

Professional wrestling has much more in common with theater than sport.

That's Joe Bags' brother!

A woman came out and asked who I was there to see, then told me I wasn't allowed up there and watched me leave.

I went there this February and wandered around to the top floor until someone figured out I wasn't supposed to be there and yelled at me.

I decided that scene means JGL hasn't actually learned anything, since he's still assigning import to meaningless coincidences that don't have anything to do with personality.  Also, in the beginning it's implied that this happens to him all the time.

@avclub-bf3eb25e65e1f87dab76829f15a0907a:disqus Not really sure— never went to a doctor about it.  Just started getting itchy throat and terrible stomachaches when I ate avocado — but according to Wikipedia it has something to do with an allergy to latex.  Lately I've had the same issues with kiwi fruit, which also…

I developed an allergy to avocado in college, and now the sight of guacamole makes me lose my appetite.  I am not a fan of the new avocado in fast foods trend.

Look at Chris Rock pretending to eat the chili in that picture.  Everyone else is going to town on some chili sandwich monstrosity, but it looks like he was photoshopped out of a tea party.

He's a rogue cop with nothing left to lose.

He was born into it, though.