*singing* The wOOOORST!!

She's like the ultimate straight man.  She takes every possible straight man response and boils it down to the weirdest take on any given movie.

This is the best AV Club headline of all time, and if I'm wrong, I hope so because I'm drunk and I'd love to read hilarious headlines all night.

This is the best AV Club headline of all time, and if I'm wrong, I hope so because I'm drunk and I'd love to read hilarious headlines all night.

Like a goddamn angel.

It's a pyramid scheme.  They hire people to pretend to love the movie to move DVDs, and then the DVD movers hire more DVD movers at a % and things just spiral on from there*.  This is the world you live in now that Blockbuster is dead.

There're live streams online if you can put up with endless pop-up ads and hosts who sometimes change the channel to Keeping Up With the Kardashians to fuck with people.

Truly the gentleman's way out.

"Gorgeous Morons Cancelled" — AV Club headline 3-4 weeks after the debut of Gorgeous Morons.

I've seen this a few times in here, so help me understand: if you disagree with "almost every part of his argument", how is it that you think this a good piece?

I thought maybe he'd take the ricin so he could go on his rampage and, worse comes to worst, die in custody.

Do you work for an IFC competitor or something?  You've posted three times on a show you say you don't like it.  Just quit watching it and shut the fuck up.

Yeah, I don't get how these guys inspire so much hatred.  I think they're kind of boring, but they're certainly not TERRIBLE like everyone on here would have you believe.  It's all about defending the sanctity of folk music or some pretentious nonsense.

It's terrible in a very unsettling way. It's like watching one of the conditioning movies from A Clockwork Orange, only, what are we being conditioned against? Maybe people who watch this will get the dry heaves every time they listen to a pop song.

I'm no meth expert, but I suspect an overdose on Walt's product would be the exact opposite of low-key.

You're ignoring the fact that these streaming services all lose money, so it might be the case that Spotify et. al are artificially lowering the price of music by creating a bad business model that's propped up by investor money. If that's the case, then they'll eventually collapse, but in the meantime thousands of…

Walter White is enough of a delusional narcissist that he could easily have picked up shop and pretended to be a blind Russian mobster up north. He'd probably start calling himself Mendeleev.  What I'm saying is, this is a plausible continuation of Breaking Bad.

There was an article a while ago about Avicii, which painted this sad image of him as an alcoholic flying around the world playing the same show over and over again, making pandering formulaic music, and having really shallow relationships with the people around him.  Think it was in GQ…

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Anything on HBO, or available for purchase at Wal Mart, is not hipster.  Please try again.