Congratulations to the Private Prison Industry, who are poised to make billions and billions off of this.

B-but how will assholes concern troll?

So in other words, fuck the freedom to speech and the right to assemble.

But what does it mean?

I guess this plan is better than mine - sending each Senator a copy of Drunk, Stoned or Stupid. I can't remember what my point was with that one.

And the Assassination of JFK by Ted Cruz's Dad.

I can't believe that one of his constituents followed him all the way to unnamed European country, where he purportedly was supposed to be, just to ask him about a town hall. That's commitment.

BiO-sanitation Battalion?

I'm just looking forward to seeing Agent Cooper and his old pal Bob share a laugh again.

I suppose the guy from Indiana thought he was killing the leaders of the Thuggee Death Cult, and by killing them he'd be able to retrieve the Sankara Stones and save the village?

Here it is in context -

Have you not seen him violently weep over the fact that Sandy Hook used actors and the government is lying to us? He's unhinged - I think he's completely invested in these false narratives and I look forward to him having a stroke within the next several months.

This guy is pretty fucking insane. The fact that anyone could watch him and think to themselves "He's making a persuasive argument here, and his sound logic has swayed me" is completely baffling.

A taut relationship drama about Deadpool hiding out with a femme fatale, trying to escape to Italy? It would be a departure, but it could be interesting.

That figure is bound to go up by quite a bit. I don't know a ton of people, but several that I do know have cancelled trips to the U.S. These people include a guy who goes to Disneyworld twice a year who won't be going this year, to the captain of a SWAT team who is worried that his Portuguese children may be…

I'm supposed to buy this shit? 2000 years, he can't find one broad to
fit the bill? Come on, Dave, you must be doing something seriously
wrong!

Oh no! Last years mud eating champ has died?

All of the best chickens are leaving us this year.

Have you ever tried to feed a taco to a dog? You have to try all sorts of tricks. They may eat it right off a plate, but penis in taco was the first method I tried, and goddamnit, it works.

If the Earth is still around in April, it's going to be a good month for sitting in front of the TV and forgetting that the world is about to end.