Now let's find the guy who invented Captain Power and string him up by the balls. It was an interesting idea that had zero practical value. Hey, let's make this show 'interactive' by having stupid things you can shoot at every few minutes that has zero effect on anything!

Let's all take some time to mourn the loss of special marketing features, soon to be lost to the ages. Want to know the inspiration behind the voice for Grimlock in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen? TOUGH SHIT!

I've defended you in the past, AV Club, but this is too many Donald Trump articles for one day. Please remove two.

After he ruffled the feathers of those Capital City bigwigs?

At least Don Mattingly won't be there to sully the occasion with his unkempt sideburns.

It seems to be the preferred style for dictators.

It doesn't matter - people are actually organizing these protests - getting online with like-minded people, making sure people are aware of meeting times and places, etc. So, in light of this obvious organization, these protests obviously don't count. Plus, they're not Republicans, who won the election, so maybe…

I'm not about to shed too many tears for someone who was willing to sell out his principles to lend credence to the other side. He very weakly spoke up for some liberal principles, but for all intents and purposes, the dude was conservative.

John Roberts, voice of Linda, just tweeted "Pretty sure the Belchers would let anyone use their bathroom. Alright!"

I can finally have a good copy of the "Harry Truman Dead in the Ground" song, which will make my music library complete.

If he didn't want to be laughed at, he never should have worn pearls with that suit. Tacky!

I'm reasonably excited for this one - I can't imagine Black going back to the Predator well unless he thought he had some interesting ideas, so fingers crossed. I hope that we don't find out that Yvonne Strahovski's pussy is as big as a house, though.

Thank-you. It is.

Peter Puck? (Canadian hockey mascot who used to be on Hockey Night in Canada when I was a kid)

I just got Amazon Prime, and I have a question. Since I'm a dumb Canadian, and certain technologies are restricted to us, I don't have the ability to watch Amazon Prime on anything other than my computer. Are there any good streaming options? I'd like to watch The Americans and Transparent, as well as a few others.…

Have they tried hiring more pitchers, and fewer belly itchers?

If they want to make this sport more interesting, try bringing in the Grand Slam Blern rule, or the 7th inning grope.

Here's a problem with your analogy. Paintings are supposed to have colours AND shapes in them. Sports are supposed to be exciting. Baseball is like a sport with tension and fun removed.

Khaki, kettle, Kipling, Khomeini, Kellogg's Born Flakes.

Baseball is the only sporting event I have to watch live and drink continuously through in order to enjoy. I can't even say that about soccer.