I used to hate watching baseball because it was so boring, but this? This is like a whole new, more exciting game - they should call it actionball, because this game is now all about action. That power hitter will no longer be standing at the ready for a pitch he knows isn't going to cross the plate. He's going…

"Are you American? No? Oh, then fuck you."

Please, everyone who hates Bill Maher. Go ahead and Google the poster art for The Pizza Guy. It'll make you feel warm and fuzzy at it's outright crapability.

Orson's time = reading The Babysitters Club books before bed.

I do not only not know anyone who received an Echo Dot for Christmas, but I also have no idea what the fuck it is. But I live in Canada, and our version of Amazon only sells reindeer pelts.

That could work. A cop tracking Agent 47, slowly realizing that the hits are part of a larger conspiracy and then teaming up with him at the end. And then a hardcore sex scene between the two over the closing credits. It's a hit!

It would be an hour and a half of trying to sneak into a fashion show, getting chased out by security, and then restarting from the last checkpoint until you get in. The five minute scene of Agent 47 ducking behind a crate while he memorizes guard rotations would have been fascinating.

Is it racist if you have trouble distinguishing between different members of the master race? Because they all look like squishy marshmallows with targets drawn on the side of their heads to me.

The actors were also top fucking notch.

I don't know why, but I thought that we were at least a year out from another season of this show - April is shaping up to be a pretty great month for TV.

Ha - I'll bet you're glad that the tolerance of your asshole is increasing, though, right Ack Ack? — me, beating you to the punch.

I've defended Maher in the past, but he can fuck himself with a splintery 2X4 - as Sean noted, Maher did absolutely nothing to expose "sunlight" onto Milo - he blew smoke up his ass, complimented him, and basically admired his chutzpah. I don't think that Bill saying "I disagree with a lot of what you say." opened…

Had The AV Club given a chummy interview to Milo, I'd be pretty pissed at them. Luckily, they're not as stupid as Maher.

I read this book when I was 7, back in the days of no parental supervision. For years after, the most horrifying aspect of the book was the mysteries of women's periods which is a confounding concept for a little boy who thinks that you make babies by sleeping beside someone.

Mass Effect is also mostly about banging aliens, so this card set seems thematically appropriate.

I was excited to watch it. I had heard universal acclaim from many people whose opinion I respect. When I fucking hated it with the intensity of a 1,000 suns, I was disappointed. It convinced me that I am the only truly sane person on this planet, and I'm pretty sure it will tie in to my super villain origin story.

I recall from university that food wasn't invented until the mid 18th century, which explains why someone would eat mutton bones or 8 rabbits. People must have been so relieved when the Earl of Sandwich was like, "Hey, this is food." He invented everything from carrots to bread (and, of course, was the inventor of…

I downloaded every episode of Crazy Ex-Girlfriend to watch over the Christmas holidays, and holy shit, do I hate that show! I made it three episodes in. I find everybody to be really fucking annoying and fail to see an iota of charm in any of it.

Barbara Dare. Or Careena Collins.

I accidentally followed her on Twitter last year - I did it on purpose,
but that's because someone retweeted something she wrote that was highly critical of Trump. At least, that's what it looked like. It turns
out, she's so stupid that she thought she was arguing for Trump, when
she posted an argument against it. …