The entire debate she'll be thinking "Why the fuck did he bring Obama's brother to the debate?", which will throw her off bigly.

Banks and Steelz - Conceal
Harry Connick Jr. - Just Kiss Me
The National - Boxer
David Bowie - Neuköln
Pixies - Velouria
Verbena - Pretty Please
Queens of the Stone Age - Walkin on the Sidewalks
She Wants Revenge - A Hundred Kisses
Queens of the Stone Age - I'm Designer (Unkle Remix)
Dinosaur Jr. - Goin' Blind
The Chameleons -…

I spent a few years trying to get over a woman - a couple of the hardest years of my life. I thought of her last night, and struggled to remember her last name. The sads will disappear in time.

That was the name of my high school band!

Maybe movies look better at a lower framerate? It allows us to be immersed without being distracted by reality. Everything I've heard about the format likens it to watching a play, which, by it's very description is less cinematic.

Ryan Lochte. John Rocker. Donald Trump. Wealthy and dumb.

Shit. Big fan of RZA, and after checking out the website, it looks like I actually fit the whole hip-hop, Chinese influenced, high-fashion look pretty well. I could definitely wear those clothes. I also feel that I'd do a good job of throwing Azalea Banks out of a party. RZA and I should hang.

While I have firsthand accounts of Billy Bush also being a bit of a pig, sexually (he really tried hard to sleep with my cousin in Cannes once), I feel bad for the poor dope. He was doing his job listening to Donald Trump be a jackass on that bus - he's supposed to be providing content-free blather to morons, not…

I've realized what it is about Bill Maher that I find so insufferable - he's often absolutely 100% correct about things, but he always has an opinion and he gives it without any sense of thought or reflection - he just spews it, and anyone who sees things differently is a fucking idiot.

They missed out on a great opportunity to slip in a hip-hop remake of "Doctor Doctor (Bad Case of Loving You)" with [insert current hip-hop artist] and [insert current pop-star].

I looked at this movie's cast and thought "Great cast - except for Travolta", which made me sad to think how far his star has fallen. However, the movie looks pretty good, so I'll have to check it out on VOD when it comes out this weekend - I'm worried the interview may have spoiled some of it for me though.

If I'm going to make food that looks like a corpse, it's going to be someone cool, like Kurt Cobain, not a big nerd like Barb.

Netflix is doing so well these days, that as stupid as this movie sounds, I'm willing to bet that it'll end up being great. It's a fucking war over a magic wand for God's sake. It couldn't sound any dumber unless is was a Happy Madison production.

I believe it's spelled 'Cardassians', and who wouldn't be worried? I heard that Gul Dukat survived the Bajoran Fire Caves, and has been named Legate of the new Cardassian fleet!

She has the misfortune of starring in one of the most divisive series of movies of the past decade, which unfairly maligned her in the eyes of many (although I think hatred towards those shitty movies is completely justified). I'm glad that she's got the talent to rise above initial perceptions of her, although there…

I have not heard this before, and I absolutely love it - I'd have to say it's an improvement on the original.

I was wearing melton wool and a pillbox hat in the middle of the summer. We were desperate for fashion options, and this 'Versace' seemed like a beacon in the night. Sadly, the light was extinguished, and I eventually passed out in the middle of the parade square because it was too hot, and I was wearing fucking…

The last thing that we need is people criticizing other peoples comments indicating that we don't need an article for a video explaining how to vote. C'mon, Sukaluski. Are you trying to get Trump elected?

I was a Fort Henry Guard during that tumultuous time, being paid to pretend to be a British soldier from 1832. They didn't even know who Gianni Versace was in that era, so we had to extrapolate his importance contextually, from the printed news reports. Before I could absorb the news, I had to give a tour to a…

Here's a question - how was it that Scholastic used to sell novelizations of almost every movie made, including Halloween III: Season of the Witch. I bought that book in grade 6, and it's stuck with me. That'd be like having a kids novelization of The Purge now.