You know, several, you know, dozens of people are spontaneously screwed by movie companies each year. It's just not really widely reported.

Which meant that he had to move his Camaro!

He was actually invited to one, several years ago, but he was stuck on the George Washington Bridge, and didn't make it in time.

Dear Mario Batali - in your next cookbook, please make sure your recipes only contain graham crackers, condensed milk and tinned crab meat, the only three ingredients I currently have in my kitchen. Yours, Debi

In a stunning coincidence, I was just showing the legal council from the upstairs office my William Zabka autograph!

"I saw the cutest little baby while on tour in North Carolina. His parents called him Fred. Anyway, here he is, tattooed on my thigh."

… and I'll look down and whisper "No."

I do not track your math.

Maybe it's because you're such a muckraker!

I don't know how many people know her, but check out Sister Rosetta Tharpe, who practically invented rock and roll 70 years ago. Rock was essentially invented by a black woman.

Yes, but Tupac made an indelible impression on rock music as many artists have indicated that they were influenced by *struggles to name a single Tupac song*.

If he had his druthers, it'd be Steely Dan every year.

I didn't hate that version of Changes, but it does nothing to improve upon the original. You can't replicate that voice, which is the most important instrument in Bowie's sound. Without it, you're left with pleasant melodies and none of the passion.

"You killed my brother, Stingray. Now, you're going to have to kill someone - your cousin, Bill."

I really, really do. Some reporter catching them on Trump's plane, quietly necking in a back row. It'd make me like them more anyway. The whole campaign could be a smokescreen to hide their love, which would make all of the bigotry and hatred romantic.

It was real, and just like in the old west, you could collect the Four Horses of the Apocalypse (Horsemen not included).

Are you OK with periodic messages from the contestants asking you for an extra turn?

Too bad, because American Gothic sounds like it could be interesting. Maybe Netflix could pick it up so people will watch it!

I've read a few articles about the potential of a Trump Network, and all seem to agree that it will be just as successful as Trump Steaks or Trump University. It'll dismantle Fox News as well, which is a plus. I really, really hope he does it, just so he looks even more ridiculous.

If life were the movies, Republicans would be the bad guy in every one. I've seen movies where the Republicans are the good guys, and they're laughable because they always purposely misstate Liberal motivations and beliefs (anti-war = anti-military personnel, etc). The only way Republicans are ever the good guys is…