I understand that people don't like Hitler comparisons on the internet, because people often misuse them. "Obama likes animal conservation. Do you know who else did? HITLER!!" doesn't work. But "Trump divides the nation on nationalistic and racial lines" does. That's the Hitler policy most are wary of. Not his…

You've misunderstood the allure of Dawes all this time? They merely provide the sound that sweetens the canyons (primarily the Laurel).

Who is Schaffer the Darklord?

Ask a physicist? Ask psib (or Ack Ack)! What did people think the reason was?

Those people all look like losers to me. Or at least they don't look like they're successful or living the dream. Trebek should respond with a Jeopardy category "Reasons Nerdcore rappers suck hard"

Hey - I saw them filming some of this the last time I saw them. Which now sounds like it'll be the last time I see them. They put on a pretty amazing live show - it's a shame to see them pack it in, but if one of them wants out, it's best to move on.

He just comes across as a genuine person - although he obviously puts on a gruff persona, the stuff he cares about really comes across. He also seems to be incredibly happy with his life, which is a great thing to see.

Then I could finally watch premium PewDiePie videos!

Maybe they're able to see what happens in the future (hence the time-travel), and then they sit around for 33 days, waiting to jump into action!

I've seen Dan Harmon without a shirt on before. I'm not sure I'm up for the rest of the package.

Dougray Scott once held a door open for me, and was quite pleasant about it, so I wish nothing but the best for the guy. I always felt bad that the horrible MI:II kept him away from the Wolverine role - the guy could have had a completely different career - one where he doesn't find himself holding a door open for me.

Isn't William the man in black? I thought that was pretty obvious - the park has been open for 30 years, and they're cutting back and forth between the past, showing the Man In Black as he first arrived in the park, as an innocent, and now.

Harry Belafonte has a song called "Cordelia Brown", which is also my niece's name. She does not appreciate this fact, and gets quite upset if you sing it to her.

That's so like me! When I get pumped, I pour jellybeans into my fishtank!

You should have mentioned something before I started farting orange dust all over everything.

Best floppy album of all time was Billy and the Boingers - U Stink But I ♥ U

Holy shit. What's SUPER Sugar Crisp cereal. I've actually got a box of regular Sugar Crisp cereal beside me. Since it's a Canadian box, its sugar content is regular, and, Americans may find this quaint, is a CFL Collector's Edition box, with a B.C. Lions jersey on the front.

Close. You should have tried to work in the phrase "pussy grabber" as well, but we can work on that tonight. You're coming along nicely.

My prom theme (actually we call em Formals in Canada) was Paradise City. As in G'n'R.

And Abel comes in with the exception.