I've seen three of these on Twitter this week, and I'm already sick of seeing them. The first time, I felt mild amusement. The second time, "This again?". The last time, "Great, now unfunny people are going to be using this site to spread unfunny jokes."

High school dances were pretty good (although they were always '80's themed, which got tired after a while).

I spoke rashly. Had I not been so determined to be brief, what I should have actually said was "Now that I've heard that funny line, which has caused me to recall other funny lines from that episode, I feel compelled to revisit that episode, and I am fortunate that I am able to do so."

Damnit. Now I'm going to have to watch this tonight.

Actually, my schtick is usually to call out people for being assholes or shitheads, so this is a new schtick for me. Regardless, this is clearly a Great Job Internet, although it isn't even that.

This is in Newswire. Because This. Is. News.

Chapters 7-22 will simply be titled "Cocaine"

Did they really think that we were incapable of creating our own shitty and cringeworthy list of puns? Who are you, AV Club?

Have you ever tried to explain to a religious person why their beliefs are full of shit using a humble and brief explanation? Those thick-heads just don't get it.

I didn't realize that we were supposed to find Ricky Gervais unfunny, as the tone of this article suggests. Well screw manufactured consensus. I think that Gervais is hilarious, although I don't enjoy game shows and would never watch this.

Bottled water, cashew nuts, extra socks, an American flag
Old boots, paper towels, Shopgirl: A Novella
Deodorant, house keys, sweatshirt, an umbrella
A golf club, basketball, bug spray
A laundry heap, a pocket knife, a battery
These are the things in my Jeep

800 versions of Itsy Bitsy Spider.

Prince was pretty prolific - he wrote thousands of songs. That's not necessarily a good thing. As much as I liked Prince, he wrote a lot of crap that never should have seen the light of day - I've very little reason to suspect he was holding back some instant classics in 'the vault'.

Are there any comic books out there with single dads? The single mom/superhero trope seems to be getting a little overworn.

No, she's starring in "Operation", the big-budget remake of the board game that Warner Brothers has staked it's future on. They're doing a whole "Operation" universe.

I was worried that Ferndale MI would once again be overlooked, but nope - represented.

Ooh - they're doing that in Toronto as well soon, and thought about going. Do they isolate the dialogue/sound fx track from the score? How they do that?

Pussy is still easily grabable though.

Bob Newhart can finally take a nap!

Ha. Trumps.