Your science checks out.

I'm sorry to hear you have nerdy children.

I don't care about the pronunciation.

Turns out that Nazi hoteliers make shitty hangers. It's too narrow to actually put anything on.

I thought Winston was the dog's name (I was a casual watcher), and I thought that it was odd that The AV Club was now doing casting announcements for animal roles.

How would they know if they haven't processed the kits? There could be a serial rapist out there, but the authorities would never know because they can't be bothered to check. DNA analysis HELPS a shitty case!

Amused to Death is pretty great.

Yeah - how dare they accurately describe how this meme is being used! They should just focus on past symbols of hate, rather than recognising new ones!

A friend of mine was wondering if it would be possible to sew a Fleshlight into the Chewbacca pillow somehow, and also how to get semen stains out of fake fur.

What's your fucking point? Do you even know? And, no, the appeal wasn't on the verge of winning.

Because your comments are idiotic, fantastical and not based in reality. You're too uninformed to contribute to this conversation in any meaningful way (for example - completely fucking wrong on the efficacy of stop and frisk).

Bill Clinton was a Grand Wizard in the KKK?

Seth Myers has been fantastic - I really enjoy the "A Closer Look" segments he does.

Or done a compare/contrast between Donald Trump and a grizzly bear.

Except the hemorrhoid thinks that it's a magnificent golden statue, surrounded by flowers.

Cumster fire?

I've been enjoying Colbert, but he's treading a difficult line between appealing to the masses and having some critical bite. Fallon owns the idiots, Kimmel has his audience (sardonic hipster?) - I think Colbert should be vicious, critical and biting. A time like this needs a voice pointing out the stupidity more…

I know who both of them are. Aletta Ocean has ridiculous fake boobs, but is pretty beautiful. Danny D has a ridiculous real penis, a Chelsea tattoo and, unlike most male porn stars, has some charm.

In my experience, this game was single-player only.

With special guest sighs by Maurice LaMarche!