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I remember seeing an interview with Faye Valentine's original voice actress (the Japanese one, not Wendy Lee) where she said she didn't like voicing Faye because the character acted so shamelessly.  (I think it was a DVD extra maybe? Am I making this up?)

No, I think you're right.  I don't doubt the chemistry between Will and Alana, but I'd kind of assumed that Will was a kind of Kermit that needed to be Miss Piggied into a relationship.  Bev's got a little Miss Piggy, while Alana has no Miss Piggy, so I thought Will and Alana would dance around each other for the rest

Well, what I did up there was WAY worse than what Molly did, because I think you can say someone is a sexual aggressor and it means that they initiated the whole thing, the other party being passive. Both Will and Alana were pining and repressed and all, but Will actually initiated something, and Alana just kind of

Please let Hugh Dancy's head photoshopped onto K-pop star bodies become some kind of meme.

To be fair, they kind of seeded an explanation for Will's sudden sexual aggression in last week's episode, when Alana was telling Hannibal that both he and Will try to avoid being analyzed by changing the subject to something flirty.  Even though that is a dumb coping mechanism, it's true that in this episode Will

BK99 looks like live-action Archer.  The guy from The State is Cyril, the hot sauce girl is Lana, Samberg is Archer, Latina detective is…not as cool as Pam…because that would be impossible…Terry Crewes is Mallory… Okay, this fell apart real quick.

Worst case scenario:  Series finale in June and we all spend July reading cheapo Thomas Harris paperbacks on the beach.  It won't be the same, but it's not like we don't have any way of knowing  what happens to these people.

If not automatically offended by vegans, Hannibal might be especially nit-picky about their behavior— I would totally kill for a reasonably priced source of grass-fed liver.  Oh, and a lot of vegans eat organic too, that's like $10/lb at Whole Foods.

I wish Hannibal did have a funny apron like that.  I guess it's ooc. Oh, or that's how Will reveals his suspicions to Hannibal next season, a birthday present that's an apron that says that or "To Serve Man" on it.  Because it's canon that Will gives terrible presents that remind people of murders they've been a part

Hannibal might not genuinely care about Will and Jack, but he sure does like hanging out with them.  His smile was so big and genuine when Jack and Beverly walked into Will's lecture hall, (where Hannibal and Will were pretty much poring over a photo album of Hannibal's work) and he didn't stop looking giddy until

Did you ever see The Dreamers? There's a part where a girl puts on long black gloves and stands in front a darkened doorway so that she looks like the Venus De Milo.  I think Ellen Greene's character was wearing gloves like that, to reference all the armlessness happening with Will and Miriam, because later I'm pretty

Well, both of the Downton scenes were about Branson, the family's driver, and his forbidden love affair with Lady Sybil, and in the comics Happy Hogan was Tony's driver, and he ends up marrying Pepper and she's like the lady of the house…so maybe that's what Favreau meant? Or maybe he was just saying that Happy's fave

Maybe it's a test? Like if you get suspicious of the murder drawing, you're too dangerous to keep around, but if you ignore the murder drawing, you're probably not a liability. Because when Jack first visited his office there was some wounded body drawing out on the desk, under a picture of something else, and Jack

I definitely needed to see that last scene.  Half-way through the episode I was actually wondering how these horrifying phone calls were supposed to help Jack with his grief.  And then I saw the arm and I remembered Hannibal's not their friend at all.

Last weekend I agreed to watch To The Wonder with my friends, and all during and afterwards, I couldn't fathom why I had made such a decision.  And now I understand: I was gathering movie-leverage so that I can force them to see this thing with me in IMAX.

You know, now that I've googled them further, I think you're totally right, there IS something not quite boy band-y about the Wanted. Although this makes their fans' Tumblr rivalry even less sensible. My fault for being on Tumblr in the first place, of course.

Wendy's tears were well-spent.  God, I hate Robbie.  Anyway, I like Wendy, but sometimes she forgets to break up with people.   Maybe a little heartbreak will help her become a kinder dater.

Plus, 1-D has some sort of rivalry with The Wanted, so that's another boy band. I read about it on Oh No They Didn't. 

You guys, both of those links are amazing.  TY

"Well, we COULD show you a montage where an FBI tech guy
cross-references pharmacy records with missing persons reports from the last three months…but
you've clearly seen a billion of those, so how about we
do some more moose hallucinations and Jack eating a pork loin that may or may not
be a pork loin instead?"