I heard "sprig of zest"— was I wrong? I liked that line so much.

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Oh, that's a good explanation.  I was dissatisfied with "traumatizing Graham to see what would happen" as the reason for Lecter's phone call, which is all I could come up with. Corralling Graham into therapy sessions is a tighter, much better reason.

No way, it's totally adorable British slang for having your period. 

I'm definitely watching it for character moments and not for Alien Ooze plots.  But I do love watching it, even when I'm like whatever on the plot (the Pulverizer, yawn) there are always plenty of things that keep me entertained (turtles tooling around in the Shellraiser, yay!).   The best thing about the show is it's…

I'm 100% doing that next time I play.

Matt Bomer looks like an angel and I only want good things to happen to him. But in the book the lead guy is good-looking in a way that makes everybody automatically assume he's a douche.  Chris Evans, maybe?

Oh my god are you guys friends? You should totally be friends!

Aw, I'm sure the guy laughed.  People who work closely together make fun of each other all the time, don't they?  I'm sure Whedon knows how to foster a non-hostile working environment; he's run so many writers' rooms.

I've reread this comment six times and it's made me laugh out loud every single time.