If 'Room' wins I want to see Tommy Wiseau confidently walk up to the podium to stunned silence.

Sucks. Christmas 2016 should be cancelled.

It's nice to see Stannis get more involved with church, though.

Wun Wun won one.

The Electric Company remains my standard for Spidey.

I can picture that.

Speaking of sex, can we pass out some condoms to the clickbait links? I think they're multiplying.

Karuunk Barthool? Scat Fizzpo? This is actually kind of easy.

Don't be ashamed of loving Taco Bell. Lot's of people insist that it's disgusting "meat slurry" but they usually say so with what is clearly a spot of fire sauce on their collars.

But, what about Cartoon Express?

Meanwhile, Small Wonder remains un-grittily re-booted.

That'll learn 'em.

THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!
…no it isn't.

Oooooh, watch your step there, Jar-Jar.

He enjoys Mickey Mantle, I've been told.

The R.R. stands for "Ruh-Roh!"

Oval Office Nairobi.
Just kidding.

Marty…this is the place. I think I've found the Yellow Queen!

Pretty Old Romanian Gymnast?

Everything I needed to know about race I'd already learned from Volcano. Everyone looks the same……