America: Where slightly malformed children can be television stars.

They'll play New York, Springfield, and if there's time, LA, Chicago and Miami.

In movies, British = Roman

The guy who played Vinnie has since died of old age.

Wait…..what goes where?

"Golly"
(Sheeeeitttt)

Oh yeah! Well, FLIP YOU!!!!! FLIP YOOOUUUUU!

For some reason, girls in Disney shows get boys names. It's part of the playbook. Jessie, Alex, Teddy, Rocky…etc

I hope documentary crews will be on hand for this one.

Ignore it. Don't criticize it. Don't be outraged or decry it. Just…ignore it.

Did you hear that?

The bromides from Lunar: Silver Star Story…..and
The Itchy and Scratchy Movie. I regret nothing.

Madrigals were the cool kids at my high school……true story.

Use this at least once a week:
"Could be worse…..it could be raining."

Now I say something.

ACK!