Orlando Hernandez would throw in some eephus pitches once in a while, at least from what I recall when he was with the Mets. It was also one of the many weird pitches thrown by Satchel Paige, through he had a different name for it I think.

The ultimate example of this type idiocy was Jason Isringhausen doing a rehab assignment while with the Mets and hurting his hand punching a garbage can after a bad outing.

Stop it, you're killing me! Seattle!

The stories about how Conan was just endlessly entertaining them, and even sometimes just himself, are pretty great.

In general when Homer;s brain gets the last word it is a great end to the joke. The one that works similar to that is his getting caught by Lisa singing about Mindy:

I always loved how all the characters in the play are dressed as the ones from the movie…except the nurse who is pretty much wearing a skimpy nurses outfit and lipstick with the ape suit.

(opens freezer)

The way it gets stuck in his throat and they animate his second efforts to swallow are just hilariously horrific.

Das is nicht eine Booby!

Hey! I came here to get this revoked!

The kicker is the tag of "Heh heh heh….I would'a never thought of that."

Administrator: And what are your reasons for wanting a Little Brother?

FOR GOD'S SAKE CAN I HAVE A BLOODY TOWEL!!!

"Uh, Tony, please, no. I just ate a whole plate of dingamagoo."

He's too busy being out there busting his buns every night dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Well, if you're talking about root beer, I plead guilt-diddily-ildly as char-didily-arged.

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Mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement and Dad's upstairs!

"This certainly seems to be a poorly planned parade route."

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