Where is the SkittleBrau?

I think it should be pointed out that it was Steve Philips idea. The man deserves the proper credit for how idiotic he could be.

Ooh, he card-reads good.

He ain't pretty no more!

Just in time for Lag B'omer

Oh well, the safety dance
Ah yes, the safety dance

The one that killed me was "Your Daddy [bleep]in' Warbucks?"

Senor Spielbergo is not here to talk about the past.

Both Coke and Pepsi are kosher year round, but for Passover they have special versions that don't use corn syrup but actual sugar.

The cold also has the great joke of them doing the haunted house clause for only 400 dollars.

My Grandpa Zev would turn over in his grave if it wasn't filled with
some veteran.

Fill out schedule B. You should receive your burgers in six to eight weeks.

What is great is that Messier seems to get asked about it a lot and has recalled it as follows:

Name: Cute story.

I definitely recall watching the shorts, though the ones that come to mine are the ones where Maggie has an adventure when Bart and Lisa are supposed to be watching her.

Writes "SAY MY NAME" on a pad of paper

You grew up to be…Roy Cohn?

Surprisingly, Eudora Welty did provide the actual belch in A Star is Burns.

Another great bit is the secret service guy disabling Homer's car horn at the drive through. Such a good sound effect for he horn going dead.

I'm fond of the little Gorbachev bit: