That's the greatest.

Is Pauly Shore the same as Adam Sandler?

Is Pauly Shore the same as Adam Sandler?

The clinical term is "buxotic."

The clinical term is "buxotic."

Russ Meyer / Tinto Brass film festival, this summer.

Russ Meyer / Tinto Brass film festival, this summer.

Failing to recognize an obvious transvestite is a staple occurrence of 80s teen sex comedies. Perhaps this was an homage.

Failing to recognize an obvious transvestite is a staple occurrence of 80s teen sex comedies. Perhaps this was an homage.

It would be nice also to have a Gateway to Geekery for the work of the true best all-time champeen of the nudie picture. That would be my wish, man.

It would be nice also to have a Gateway to Geekery for the work of the true best all-time champeen of the nudie picture. That would be my wish, man.

But he did do more Ghostbusters.

But he did do more Ghostbusters.

Now, now. I may be Sergeant Pepoohsten, but I also know a thing or two about doing these Random Roleses. There are many outside factors limiting what movies can be asked about, and a more realistic attitude about it is to be happy any of them were talked about at all.

Now, now. I may be Sergeant Pepoohsten, but I also know a thing or two about doing these Random Roleses. There are many outside factors limiting what movies can be asked about, and a more realistic attitude about it is to be happy any of them were talked about at all.

The soundtrack album to Gremlins.
I don't know why, but that one was played over and over in the car on at least one long family road trip. There was the crazy Jerry Goldsmith score, but also a Peter Gabriel song, a crappy soft rock tune that I loved, and something called "Gremlins… Mega Madness!" by Michael Sembello.…

Please somebody tell me, what's faygo.

Just imagine if you were on the second floor of your house and a giraffe stuck its head in through the window. You'd lose your shit.

Polito's in C.H.U.D.? No, I think that's Goodman.

It's one thing to tease Rebecca Black out of school.
But what's going to happen with that other guy on the show, Fundt Pauxide? She may have made an annoying song, but at least she doesn't have a ridiculous name.