KILLING ME WONT BRING BACK YOUR GOSH DARN HONEY!

These are the Waters of Forgetfulness…

Tahiti is a magical place.

In the commercial, it just looks like she's giving birth. Does anyone really react this way?

…or Brian Blessed!

"His skull is going to pop out of his head!"

That's PuMAman…

*Torgo music, accompanied by huge and frightening knees*

TOO SOON

You schoudn't dhrink and bake.

Hercules Unchained

KEN

Thankyouthankyouthankyou.

Starring Rupert Evans as

What about in the Name of the King?

Troll

Forehead apocalypse

Eata Bita Pi

I liked it…and I'll go even further. Whatshisname did not suck.

Ftw