Actually, if I recall correctly, It's an elephant with her menses

:(

Sometimes I stand-in for myself.

Nothing?

What's your point?

With hair like that you'd better be a guitar god

And equal parts genuine know-how and ingenuity

We all do.

Her "I have cancer. It's fine." set that was featured on This American Life is brilliant. If you haven't heard it yet: http://www.thisamericanlife…

He was a carefully manicured shrub.

They need lower 3rd graphics and a soundboard hit for a developing story of this import.

Fun fact: this is exactly how Trump styles his "hair".

Simpsons already did it.

A body can't survive with a head.

Is it Jesse Thorn who said he always mentally replaces "Batman" with "a man in a bat costume"?

He's a doctor? You mean in the Dr. Marin van Nostrand kind of way, right?

No "pink slime", but plenty of rat feces, insect parts, and human secretions.

"Please turn out the lights when you are done destroying planets. Thank you."

The Penis Movie?

Or when the band Guttermouth told an interviewer that their music was "albacore"…and was printed in the article.