Yes, trying to compete with the contestant completely undermines any authority you have as a judge. When you don't sound that much better than the girl you are competing with, you now look petty for disliking her. The bottom line is that the two guys overreacted to her and said she was better than she was because she…

Is that the guy that makes horror films? I thought we were finally seeing what ZMF looked like.

I hate the Pizza Hut fake-out commercials
I especially hate the one with the pretend French baker. They are serving you Pizza Hut breadsticks with chocolate on top. I'm pretty cynical, but even I think there is no way these people are so stupid that they don't know and think it's some spectacular new pastry.

Stop eating my sesame cake.

@In51P1D: I have the same issues re: work browser and new site. It's like they want me to get something useful done.

no, no, no. The runway was for the aliens. Not Indians, aliens.

The childhood version of me really liked to Photon TV show (and had at least one Photon book).

You know, if someone turned a frozen wheel and made all the doctors from Grey's and its spinoff vanish, it would probably improve television. (Maybe then ABC could find a spot for Pushing Daisies.)

We're going on vacation, baby.
Ok, that music really is bad, but it's more Lost than I had before that and until the show comes back, I will accept this offering of not so subtle music video.

No, not laughing. Laughing loudly leads to others wondering what you are doing. What I was doing was not working. No one was really getting fired. I was trying out this new thing called hyperbole.

Does your dry cleaner also have a parking lot without giant potholes, because then I'll really be jealous.

"Mumblecore" almost killed me. (Or more accurately almost got me fired, since I was listening in my office and had to stifle laughter.)

Bad Penny Candy
Whose dry cleaner has candy sitting out (bad penny or otherwise)?

I would go see Dogs With Bees in Their Mouths only if they used their full name, "The Dogs With Bees in Their Mouths and When They Bark, They Shoot Bees at You."

Wait, it this a Christian indie rock band or the next book Terry Brooks will release to make a pile of money?

Armin Tamzarian and the Steamed Hams

Yet More Names
Taft's Tub

Die, die, die

But Fritzy, what if everyone already hates me?

But they're obviously grilled.