Chanukah Zombie

Did this come from a cerain AV Club comment legend's Myspace?
It sounds like what I would expect if you told me that ZMF had covered EMF.

Mine was kicked off by the local radio station that switched to all-Christmas music all the time on November 1st. They insist that it's because "we need a little Christmas." Yeah, not on the day after Halloween, I don't.

Not to be overly pedantic, but…
If your sleigh has 24 inch tires, it's not a sleigh.

I thought the original answer was supposed to be funny, not really taking offense at being called a loser.

Seeing The Ghost and The Darkness and then seeing the actual stuffed lions of Tsavo at the Field Museum was kind of underwhelming. They are supposedly these horrible killers, but you see the exhibit and they could almost pass for lolcats.

I'm actually a little surprised it hasn't happened already.

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Is it wrong that I was hoping that someone would actually throw up? In the game of "coming up with a clever comment about how disgusting it is" wouldn't that beat all of the attempts at wit?

Turned away at the door
I like to think that the member of Jay Z's entourage who was so pissed aobut being turned away at the door was actually Beyonce.

@bee man That may be the strangest fetish I've ever heard.

No, they don't. Disney gives domestic partner benefits to gays. There are plenty of Disney boycotting people out there.

Codex FTW!
I loved The Guild and really think that Felicia's recent career is a pretty awesome story.

both amusing and disgusting
I think my favorite part of the article was the discussion of the candy nose.

@floyd It's the internet

"Eat a piece of fruit sensually"
Hey, the next time you're watching a horror movie and the scene calls for a woman to deep throat a banana, you'll be glad Scream Queens existed.

Oh, Blink. That was just a great episode. Creepy, and fun. It makes me look at statues completely differently now.

I enjoyed Tenant as the Doctor and I think he may have finally overtaken Tom Baker as my favorite Doctor. It's hard though since (like most Americans) I first was introduced to the show with Baker's fourth Doctor.

Zombie Frankenstein's Monster
Isn't adding zombie to the description redundant? It's already a reanimated human.

You know what I hate about Kevin Smith's movies?
They're self-indulgent.

Sounds revolting
I worked with a guy several years ago who made his own bacon vodka. His idea was that if there can be Goldschlager with flecks of gold, there should be "baconschlager" with bits of bacon. His version didn't put the bacon in whole and allow it to infuse the vodka, it used crumbled bits that I assume…