Michael Douglas got sloppy seconds.

I'm from Milwaukee. Never heard of them.

It causes one to have seizures while in a swimming pool apparently.

Characters are welcome. The truth, however, can go fuck itself.

Yes, but seeing as you can pay by the episode it isn't a total rip-off.

It just occurred to me that Walt brought up Him saving Jessie by running over the two assassins, and here we are with Jessie in a car and two people trying to put away Walt behind said car???

@avclub-8f09b270dacd2e783d0c25f669670902:disqus  Yes. He does appear to be….

I think Miley Cyrus twerking a giant stuffed Roger Goodell figure would do the trick.

the shortish 5'6" guy with short (receding unfortunately) brown hair and a Blue checkered shirt possibly with a orintout of a mddle finger sticking out of my pocket and jeans,

the other half is forming a supergroup with half of Limp Bizkit.

First prize…a brand new Cadillac.

The "You Will Obey My Dog!!" part in Zoolander seems oddly right as well.

New Vegas is cool. Skyrim is just a hyped up ren faire.

Peter Dinklage's hula hooping is tearing me apart!!!

The "Zagats" lady husband Sandler

Try it in his stuttery-shy kind of tone he delivers when he's trying to be serious without the gibberish.

@avclub-d69768b3da745b77e82cdbddcc8bac98:disqus  I always find myself going "Airheads" every time someone asks me what I'm thinking about.

Looking back emo did create more girl problems. Sure, there were quite a few cute, single ladies at the emo shows. The problem was that if you weren't the small pussy guy on stage they had zero interest in anyone else.

@avclub-043a5755513643c7f4a9cd35380ec33e:disqus glad to know it's not just me having that issue.

I really don't think qualifying the band as an "emo band" is necessary. You could have just written the band name and about 99.9999% of us would figure it out.