I was always told "Don't fuck where you eat and shit where you work".

Lucky enough to get that. It is one of my most favorite live albums ever. Ranks up there with the best of the 1970's. Randy Describes Eternity is just pure aural whoop-ass.

The AV Club:
Your home for sports coverage.

Not as good as former Twin Rusty Kuntz.

I'm a Cubs fan. Can someone explain what a World Series is for me?

So you can put a spoiler alert before a season 2 breaking bad plot point, but not put one before a "current season of Dexter" mention? Thanks.

How about "The Bear" by My Morning Jacket???? only slower.

Great Scott!!!!

You have a great wife. Mine cuts the line at the mini planet sets. I do get to keep them on a shelf though, so that's points.

Nothing like a person returning to their first love.

Second prize….a set of steak knives.

Wow, I'm getting old. Used to be I was pretty up with music. Now, aside from the D-Plan who were around during that time I did not recognize one band on this list.

Neil Peart didn't play the table because you only need one at a time.

"The Rolling Stones are playing down the road, but fuck 'em….we're better"

Thicke/Cyrus was about as close to "Dick in A Box" as you can get. Literally.

Paul Westerberg was in his underwear twerking.

Black men talking about hockey is great.

All I wanted to know was where's Wallace? Just Where's Wallace and Stringer wouldn't tell me!

Less cock.

If large group of Mid-american 40 and 50-ish housewives count as a subculture that you can say that about them.