He will produce a picture of an actual asshole and state for the record that he in no way looks similar to pictured asshole, and since most assholes are very similar there are no specific assholes that he resembles.

Yeah, after making a big deal about really singing I think if you put the total amount of time she was actually doing any vocals you would probably take up at best 2 minutes of the 12 she performed. It was all dancing and lights. They really need to rethink the whole halftime show thing at this point. It's getting…

Dear AV Club -
You are right. CBS did overhype How I Met Your Mother.
Sincerely,
The Two Broke Girls Superbowl Spectacular

Holy balls was that totally depressing to watch. The fact that there is even a possibility that someone is that oblivious to reality and that stupid is just simply amazing.

Rogan$, bitch!

Kind of bugged me too, but I suppose a lot of it had to do with the fact that 30 rock is filmed in NYC and Conan is in LA. WTF? OMG! ROFL!

There's no problem finding new stuff on Netflix, etc., it's more like the last gasp of "appointment TV" where if I miss it I watch it online the next day (actually that's usually how I end up watching the shows). I do prefer marathon sessions of older stuff. Just started 'Terriers' the other day.

Wayyyyy down inside (inside)
Woman
Yooooouuuuuuu need me
TUSK TUSK

Zac and Cody ended? Did the network decide that the once adorable twins just became way to wierd looking after puberty hit?

True, but I'm not in the "I have cable" club, so sadly I have to wait until they come on netflix or DVD. (Season 3 Archer, where art thou???)

30 rock - done
Office - almost done
Apt 23 - cancelled
Happy Endings - ???????
HIMYM - one more season
Breaking Bad - Half a season left

Don't forget her crepe-thin buttocks.

The community of HIMYM commenters.

Perfect time for a Norm MacDonald doing his Tarantino impression to re-emerge.

He handled it pretty well on a one-on-one podcast with Adam Carolla.

Sounds a lot like Raphael Saadiiq.

Bloody cowpoke done skiptomahlou on the gol'en porkpie flip trip to Miami for a lil rounanroun ona sanbar wif a stickinaswimsuit, pahdna. jaknowhuddimean?

Deep enough to deh-heyeve!

Did that. It was Vintage Mould. Then I clicked on the Jack White episode and had my mind totally blown away. Holy shit is that an awesome show.

They found a way to permanantly attach a bald douchebag to her hip.