I agree with They Can't Hear You. I really don't understand who benefits from post-movie clapping.

Does anybody know if DC redid or added any pages for the FINAL CRISIS HC? I know they did it with Infinite Crisis.

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HE IS THE PIG MAN!

If G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA is not recognized for its brilliance in its use of toyetics, I have completely lost faith in the Academy Awards.

"::FAP,FAP,FAP:: ::SNAP!::" - David Carradine

BUT DOES SHE SHAVE HER MUPPET, PW?

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Heh. It says "Box."

I think the only TCBY still in New Jersey is in the Atlantic City Rest Stop on the Garden State Parkway.

May I point out…
…that the first half of the capitalized letters in Ms. Pinkett-Smith's name spell "Ape?" RACISM!

White AV Clubbers be postin' all like THIS, and black AV Clubbers be postin' all like THIS.

I CAN'T LIVE ON NO DAMN FARM, POOTIE TANG!

Killing Them Softly
Quick question:

But will you sine his pity on the runny kine?

ASS TO FAT DICK!…

I believe "USE HIS LEG! USE HIS LEG!" is a very-close second to "ASSSS TO ASSSSSS!" Wouldn't it be great if Aronofsky found a way to combine the two some day?

The Horse Jizz-erer

Holy Hand Grenade raised an important point that I want to discuss with my fellow AVClubbers. He discusses tattooing "both" of Bill Gates' nutsacks. Do you regard the scrotum as a sack that houses both balls, or two separate balls with their own casings?

Bradley Rapier? I sure hope there's not a Bradley Rapiest.

D+

@Meander