Thanks, Noel!

@Hunsweasel

Or CHARMING "IT"-RAPIST PRISON WINE.

@edked

Also…
This seems like a shorter-than-usual entry. What's the deal, AVClub?

I agree that my attitude marks something incredibly wrong with the industry, but I still don't see what merited the review of the Annual collection over a controversial (let's be real here, "controversial in the comics community") event. Maybe they'll be waiting for the trade to do a discussion of it?

I can see what you're getting at, and I think I like it. Betty is probably the one with lower self esteem. And we all know what that means: ANAL ANAL ANAL.

@Enkidum

Wilma. I will fight anyone who says otherwise.

@Dan

Especially since we received a review of irrelevant Batman stories in the predictably ho-hum collection of Batman Annuals.

Yeah, tits and groundbreaking enterprise journalism about happy endings were the only reasons I ever read Nerve. Granted, I have not read it since I was in middle school, but still: titties.

TITTIES!

BlancerBlAIDSBlire?

If by "connubial bliss" you mean "multiple Saturday nights spent cruising Riverdale's red light district for twink runaways," then I'm sure they'd thank you.

No comments on relevant Batman?
Hey, Comics Panel. Where are reactions to last week's BATTLE FOR THE COWL #3? I'd like to see your reactions, especially considering the fact that the ending had been obvious for months before it was released.

@OtP

Agreed, craigword! Definite lack of much-needed hate for this goofy asshole

@OtP

Veronica's incestuous?