1) Omar (For his love of the Honey Nut. Also, for randomly bringing up the fact that "That boy was BEAUTIFUL!" so the audience won't forget that he's gay.)
2) Prop Joe (for using the phrase "cadaverous motherfuckers")
3) Stringer Bell (For realizing that he had an elastic problem)

I want to read Brubaker's A COMPLETE LOWLIFE, but cannot find it reprinted anywhere. Has anyone read it? Does anyone have any suggestions as to where I can find it?

JMS's propensity for abandoning book midstory has always kept me from reading any of his work. I wasn't reading Squadron Supreme, but the way he left that book in the middle of a cliffhanger and even kept the editors dangling for a few months was ridiculous.

PAUL!!!!

What format will these files be in? If its cbr or cbz compatible, then I could use the 40 gigs of comics that I torre-…. I mean, "found."

FOUR COLOR FEAR
The horror anthology sounds like it'd be pretty awesome. It'd make a nice supplement to David Hajdu's THE TEN CENT PLAGUE. Either way, I'm happy! As long as there is comics scholarship, I continue to have a job.

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Fucking Hulu.

Russian drug dealers… IN SPACE

When I used to live in the Bronx, the cheapest drink at the bodegas was this juice called "Tropical Fantasy." It was 50 cents a bottle. AND IT CAME IN A GLASS BOTTLE. How much must this awful, cheap drink cost to make in order to make any kind of profit?

Wait a minute. You mean this shit has happened in "legitimate" publications before? Animation porn is not the sole property of the Internet?

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But do gay people care about Joe Francis?

I think "not being very good looking" is just RAs in general, friend.

Also, that has to be the longest post I've ever made. Now I (almost) know what it feels like to be mbs.

I went to another FU, Fordham University.

OR they could just time screenings for areas near suicide-bombing targets.

"Fatal typos?"

In jail, HE'LL be Scarlett Johansson

Uninvited Guest
I enjoyed Jim Norton's bit in the second episode. He still got to be an asshole without doing anything so raunchy or disgusting that it wouldn't be allowed on the show. He was much more mean-spirited than I thought Leno would let him be.

The intro…
…makes me wish Tucker Max would show up on this program in an attempt to get drunk and womanize with brah ghosts.

It both shocks and pleases me how often ZMF is correct about everything.