WARKHAWK
FUCK THIS SHIT WHERES HALO 3

BEST ALBUM EVER
ROB ZOMBIES HELLBILLY DELUXE BITCH.

METROID
DUDE I BOUGHT THIS AND MY FUCKING ARM IS KILLING ME FROM POINTING THE WIIMOTE AT THE SCREEN THE WHOLE TIME

FUCK JON STEWART
JON STEWARTS A BITCH. GET CHRIS ROCK BACK UP IN THAT PIECE

SHOOT ME UP
SMOKIN' ACES, BITCH.

NAH
CRACKED ACTOR LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

MOTIF MY NUTS.
QUEER? YOURE THE ONE WHO CAUGHT CRABS FROM YOUR GAY LOVER, BITCH.

ASSHOLES AROUND HERE
CHRIS MOORE CAN LICK MY 14 YEAR OLD BALLS.

SAMURAI PIZZA ASS
SAMURAI YOUR FUCKIN DUMB, DUDE. I HAVE AN 8G NANO AND IT OWNS

BLAH BLAH BLAH
YOU CAN FUCK ON OFF.

MAC
AND BITCH THEY DIDNT USE "LOVE HURTS" IN THE ORIGINAL.

MAC THE MOUTH
I'M HERE TO TELL YOU MAC-TAKES-IT-IN-THE-MOUTH, EVERY FUCKIN MINUTE WAS SUPEROR TO THE CANDYASS ORIGINAL. THE OPENING MURDER SCENE… THE ORIGINAL ITS JUST THIS FIRST PERSON WEAK SHIT WITH SOME WEAK ACTRESS KINDA YELLING "AH, AH" AND IT WASNT CONVINCING AT ALL. THIS ONE, YOU GOT MICHEAL MYERS DUCTTAPING…

GOOD LUCK CHUCK
IN GOOD LUCK CHUCK I BET THIS GIRL THAT DANE COOK DOESNT WANT TO FUCK BECAUSE HE KNOWS THAT SHE'LL FALL IN LOVE WITH HER DREAM MAN IF HE FUCKS HER, I BET THAT DANE COOK IS ACTUALLY HER DREAM MAN WHICH MAKES EVERYTHING OKAY AT THE END WHEN HE FUCKS HER.

DARLA
WHAT KIND OF WEAK SHIT DO YOU LISTEN DO DARLA YOU FUCKIN HATER?

APPLE
I BOUGHT AN IPHONE AND IT OWNS. FUCK THE HATERS

HALLOWEEN
I LOVE HOW ALL YOU BITCHASSES PRETENDING TO BE HORROR FANS AND THEN PISS ALL OVER ROB ZOMBIE, ALL SQUEALING ABOUT HOW THAT LAME-ASS ORIGINAL IS SUCH A FUCKING UNTOUCHABLE CLASSIC. LIKE MAYBE IT WAS GOOD FOR THE 1970S BUT THAT WAS A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO. YEAH, THE ORIGINAL BELONGS IN THE HALL OF FAME OF…

ZOMBIE
ROB ZOMBIE IS THE BEST NEW DIRECTOR OF THE FUCKING MILLENIUM. KNEEL BEFORE HIM AND KISS HIS BAD-ASS SKULL RING, PIGFUCKER

BALE
"I don't know if that's just bad reporting, orâsometimes I just make stuff up."

HALLOWEEN
THIS MOVIE OWNS ALL YOUR ASSES.

DEATH SENTENCE
THIS MOVIE OWNS YOUR ASS. TRULY A BACONIAN MASTERPEICE.