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ZODIAC M0THERFUCKER
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9TH WONDER
I THOUGHT THERE WERE ONLY SEVEN WONDRES…

PREZ
YO TICKLE MY NUTS.

OLD ACTORS
EVERYBODY ACTED THAT WAY BACK THEN. THATS WHY I DONT WATCH THAT OLD SHIT

SSI POP
THE LIST IS CALLED 10 BLOWN SEOCOND CHANCES, DOUCHE. BIG DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THAT AND A COMEBACK.

NPR
THE TAXPAAYERS DOLLARS HARD AT WORK.

ZOMBIES
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM…

WES ANDERSON
HEY I GOT A QUESTION FOR WES: COULD YOU MAKE A REAL MOVIE SOMETIME WITHOUT A BUNCH OF DORKS DRESSED ALL FUNNY AND WEARING THE SAME CLOTHES THRU THE WHOLE MOVIE>? CHRIST DUDE MAKE SOME HARDCORE FUCKING CRIME SHIT FOR A CHANGE BECAUSE YOUR SHIT IS BORING AND IT ISNT FUNNY

moderating
OKAY WHEN DID THIS PLACE TURN INTO PUSSYTOWN? MY POSTS KEEPS GETTING DELETED AND ITS BULLSHIT. THESE OTHER FUCKERS POST WAY WORSE SHIT THAN ME

WALL STREET
OKAY WELL THEY KEEP DELETING MY POSTS, BUT I STILL SAYNTHAT THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME AND THAT THIS REVIEW IS BULLSHIT. I LOVE WHEN MARTIN SHEEN SCREAMS "I DONT JUDGE A MAN BY THE SIZE OF HIS WALLET!!!!!!!!!!!" LOUD AS HELL AND ITS AWESOME

10 films
I HAVENT SEEN ANY OF THIS HORSESHIT.

ABREVIATIONS
E.G. MEANS FOR EXAMPLE I.E MEANS IN OTHER WORDS

STAR WARS
YEAH YOU GUYS HAVE A POINT ABOUT STAR WARS BECAUSE LIKE HAN SOLO THE ARBITER IS THE MOST INTRESTING CHARACTER AND THEN HE HAS NOTHING TO DO IN THE FINALE.

PUNK
PUNK IS WEAK-ASS BULLSHIT.

GENERATION GAP
THERE HASNT BEEN A REAL ROCK STAR SINCE JACK WHITE CAME ALONG AND THAT WAS A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO

ANDERSON
FUCK WES ANDERSON. RUSHMORE IS THE GAYEST SHIT EVER

RIAA
WHATS REALLY DEPRESSING IS THAT INDIAN CHICK WHO HAS TO PAY THE RIAA $220 G'S. WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT. KILL THE RECORD EXECS AND SKULLFUCK THEIR MISTRESSES

TALES FROM THE HOOD
TALES FROM THE HOOD OWNS.

SLAYER
NO DUDE ITS DEFINITELY RAINING BLOOD

SIVERS
DUDE TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR WIFES PURSE

BASIC INSTINCT
I LOVE THAT HE WAS SO COKED UP HE WAS BLOWING AWAY TOURISTS.