AL BUNDY
WERE GONNA MAKE YOU TAKE THE FLOATING BALL TEST. WERE GONNA FILL THAT SINK FULL OF WATER AND DIP YOUR BALLS IN AND IF THEY DONT FLOAT YOUR OUR MAIN GUY

MY BLODY VALENTINE
DUDE I CAN LISTEN TO STATIC ANYTIME I WANT BY TUNING BETWEEN FM STATIONS. FUCK THESE GUYS

oy1
DUDE THAT COULD BE ANY CHICK.

ERIC JACK-OFF
WHO THE FUCK IS PAULINE KAEL

BITCH-ASS KING
SO BASICALLY WHATEVER SOME CELEB YOU LIKE DOES IS COOL NO MATTER HOW FUCKING STUPID IT IS.

AWESOME?
IF THIS WAS AWESOME-ASS PARIS HILTON PULLING THIS SHIT YOUD ALL BE TALKING ABOUT WHAT A STUPID-ASS SHE IS.

VICK
SOMEBODY SHOULD OF TOLD BAD NEWZ KENNELZ ABOUT THE NO SNITCHING RULE

names today
50 CENT IS AN ASS-WACK RAP NAME IF I EVER HEARD ONE.

T-PAIN
T-PAIN IS FUCKING ILL. RESPECT

INVASION
I SAW THIS

OHANTASM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT MOTHERCFUCKER LOOKS JUST LIKE THE TALL MAN

BOONDOCK SAINTS
OH AND SORRY TO SAY DUDE BUT BOONDOCK SAINTS BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWS

CASINO ROYALE
NATHAN I SAW THIS SHIT THE DAY IT CAME OUT AND IT FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWNED

GAY BAR?
KEVIN SMITH OWNS BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

LURKER
DUDE I DIDNT PAY TO SEE THAT PRICK IT WAS A FESTIVAL AND APARENTLY HE WAS ONLY THERE TO SUCK

SEAN DOUCHEBAG
ALL I CAN TELL YOU ABOUT THIS ASSHOLE IS THAT HIS BEATLE-FORTUNE-HAVIN ASS WAS TRYING TO HAWK T-SHIRTS WHEN I SAW HIM IN CONCERT

GROUPIES
DIDNT I HEAR RIVER CUOMO IS INTO UNDERAGE ASIAN GIRLS.

GOLEM
FUCK IM A CELEBRITY UP IN THIS PIECE. NOBODY KNOWS WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE GOLEM SO FUCK ON OFF. NOBODY WOULD WANT TO BE YOU. BECAUSE YOU SUCK. YOU SUCK HARD

VICE CITY STORIES
PHIL COLLINS OWNS