Good morning, all
Did everyone have a nice weekend?

@ Captain:

What the all-Phish soundtrack might be:

@ Pancakes: Yes, he does have an arm.

Interesting story
But will anyone remember who he is?

Wendy Testaburger
That is all.

ESPN wrote a great story
a while back about Len Bias and how his death resulted in the drug laws that were introduced in the 1980s (it was an election year, crack cocaine was a new drug, etcetera) and better connects the dots between Bias' death and the drug laws we have now.

"Hey, guys."
"Not NOW, Toby!"

"How long have you been standing there?"

Is this even in theatres?
I haven't seen on…er…any posters, commercials or trailers for this. Not that I'm complaining.

Still, I'd like to see her try.

In that case…

Actually, this guy's been around for quite some time. I graduated high school in 1993 and remember talking about his routine with friends.

Why do we even still have the Weather Channel?
We've been able to get the weather on our phones for a couple years now, who the hell want to wait for "Local on the 8" or whatever the hell it is, while watching a forecast for a town where you don't live?

Tim the Bear on the Cleveland Show
I thought he sounded an awful lot like Junior from Home Movies.

I know everyone here hates him, but
Keith may want to add some Jimmy Buffett to his "songs about places" iTunes list.

"Daddy, why do you smell like peanut butter?"

Granted,
The Pizza Hut commercial is pretty irritating, but the stand up he did on Comedy Central recently ("Let's clear the air," I think) was hilarious.

Smackdown Bringer, you do what your moniker suggests.

Do I really need
More shit on my phone? If I could download it on to a computer and watch it there as well, that would be a little better. Not as much eye strain.