This makes sense, considering his history with food.
He does have too much caffeine in his blood stream and a lack of real spice in his life.

No, no, I meant "Diety". Pesci is Carlin's deity, but he'll have to go on a diet to lose all the weight he put on for the part, hence the clever wordplay.

YOU DO NOT MESS WITH GEORGE CARLIN'S DIETY!
That is all.

This is so cool!
Now if only they would make a Spice Weasel…

"She's the serpent who guards the gates of hellll."

Awesome.
Awesome to the max.

Bullshit!
I hear a cello.

Maybe she could change her name back to Veronica Palmer
At least for two more episodes.

I'm not sure how I feel
About Ozomatl being the background music to the trailer.

In my sex tapes you can't see anyone's face.
It's all male ass and balls.

Thanks for the link, but does anyone know what happened to "Drugs win drug war"? When I use The Onion's search feature, it doesn't come up.

*SIGH*
I'll be seeing this guy in a couple days.

Hooray for unions!
No, wait. Fuck unions.

Probably left out on purpose, but:
Jimmy Buffett's " Apocalypso".

Also a very, very fast glimpse of a GA driver's license at the end.

I've seen a few celebrity death photos - Chris Farley's is particularly graphic - but that she seems to be photobombing her dying husband's image, which she appears to be taking, is extra creepy.

I just now saw the death bed images
and I can't decide which is more disturbing. The fact that they exist or that the widow-to-be is posing in them, like, "Hey, look who I'm with! For now!"

This film will be panned
by Statler and Waldorf.

I made a poor career choice.
I shoulda been an executive or coach in any major sport (preferrably the NFL).

The following "artistic" things have pissed me off:
Easy jokes.