Wild Child

When I was 16, I had my first job: mowing people's lawns.

They're faking both their physical pleasure AND their emotional pleasure!

"Now Bart, you must promise not to fall in love with me!"

The official name for that type of joke should be "Aaronson-Zyckowski joke".

She had one black parent (her mother, who was actually a singer of some renown).

I plan to propose to my girlfriend by getting somebody to shove a cow with a "Marry Me" sign out from behind a bush. Wish me luck, folks!

There's a Liz Lemon behind that 30 Rock!

It may literally be my favorite sports joke of all time.

Somebody said "That face that Miley Cyrus made where she stuck her tongue out? It looked like the face my cat made when it died."

Brooks' reply of "Thanks" is pretty great too. You can almost *hear* his eyes roll.

Meh, it's no weirder than the world in which Arnold Schwarzenegger actually does exist.

The A.V. Club

The A.V. Club

Hey! There's nothing in here about the Be Sharps!

"Rabsolutely rothin', Rarge!"

I love how quickly and effortlessly Homer gets in character for that.

The fact that he adds the word "they'll all say" is reminiscent of "That wasn't part of the deal, Blackheart! That wasn't part!"

"Hug and kiss" is an inherently funny combination of words. It's something kids would say, like "bare naked".

I love the fact that this is advice he's given before. Like investing in pumpkins pre-Halloween is a "thing".