Correction! *Free* blood!

The AV Club

Interesting. I've learned something today. I also originally assumed it was a Castaneda reference.

"Comedy legend Mel Brooks! I *love* that movie Young Frankenstein. Scared the hell out of me!"

I've actually used this line several times on the internet, in discussions that have nothing to do with the Simpsons, nor with people eating other people.

I've actually used this line several times on the internet, in discussions that have nothing to do with the Simpsons, nor with people eating other people.

"Grandpa", not "Abe Simpson". I love it.

Also, even if you're someone who emphasizes individual responsibility when it comes to drug use, it's just sad when people die young for whatever reason.

[pedantic correction of simpsons quote]

Get back to work, Bort!

I once saw some Norwegian Jarlsberg at a real-life grocery store and just started laughing.

"Respect" by Aretha Franklin

Philadelphia?

I'd hire him.

By the way, I can't quite put my finger on it, but somehow the fact that Homer says $1100 is much, much funnier than if he had said $1000. Something about the specificity of the number.

TRANSCENDENTAL PLAN!

TRANSCENDENTAL PLAN!

Way to bort, No-Bort.

Holy shit, I live in Delaware! I should get a "Bort" license plate, too!

Same thing.