I am a mathematician, and I've long had a pet peeve about people using the word "percent" when it isn't necessary and doesn't improve clarity.

This suit burns better. Look

You mean your fixed-wheel bicycle?

It deserves to be in the top 20 just for pointing out that there's such a thing as a "fat guy hat".

Dad always said laughter was the best medicine. I guess that's why several of us died of tuberculosis.

I'd like to raise a practical question at this point… Are we going to do Stonehenge tomorrow?

People laugh when I say the most beautiful thing on earth is a jellyfish. But what they don't understand is that I mean a jellyfish with long blonde hair.

Bart: Yeah!
Lisa: Yeah!
Sideshow Bob: No!
Homer: Well, two against one!

I just love how Homer knows that it's Tom Bosley but still thinks it's his own father.

I'll have what you're having.

Yeah. I wasn't really dead.

It's easy to scoff at an old man's folly. But also, check out his Adam's apple!

They got these pretzels here that asdfghjkl FIVE DOLLARS? Get outta here…

More like "A COCKwork Orange" by Stanley KubrDICK.

"Although, you know, though I started my career… several years before Krusty, so I could never really have learned anything… directly from him, still… I think, in a way, in a very meaningful way, that I… all-all of us, have, have learned… from him. And that is by being a clown on television for, for… for so many…

Boy, we're really socking it to that Leonard Pierce guy!

Oh my god, I didn't realize this until now.

Oh, we've all caught our share of boners today!

The network slogan is true! Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!

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