I hesitate to admit it, but I'm not "getting" "Lard and Orbit". Explain?

Garbage… in… garbage can. Hm, makes sense.

I just lost it at "yams stuffed with gunpowder".

And when are they going to get to the fireworks factory?

I put that on the dedication page of my PhD thesis.

I love that he reminds Robin that his name is Barney.

"Vincent van go to the bathroom" is such a brilliant example of an awful joke.

Sometimes in comedy, the fact that you KNOW a line is coming up makes it funnier. That doesn't always work, but it totally worked when Ted was in the hospital gown talking to the Asian woman.

Da da da DA da da! (flies away using jetpack)

It does.

Are you me?

"In Homer vs Apu, the fevered laughs come at a fever pitch until Springfield fever washes over us like wildfever."

Also, that joke more or less appears in "Airplane!"

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Same with the Isle of Man, and same with New Brunswick, according to people I have met from both of those places.

"Why must I fail in every attempt at masonry?"

Oh, ON the car.

Yeah, I've said it before and I've said it again: It's actually very difficult to come up with a *truly* unfunny quote from The Simpsons around Season 5 or so.

And it's the SQUARES, not the square roots.

Fun fact: Tomorrow would have been George Harrison's 70th birthday.